Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Free MP3 Parody Songs, MP3 Comedy Bits, and Comedy Podcasts by Bob Narley

Snaggle Snatch Crotch Rot by Bob Narley & The Mighty V
From the Live Performance on WRQK FM

Featuring: Bob Narley & Puck

Snaggle: As in "Snaggle Tooth". When a tooth is bigger than the rest, and usually tilted in an unusual manor.

Snatch: A Slang Term For Vagina

Crotch: The region of the human body between the legs where they join the torso. It is the area containing the genitals. As such, it is considered one of the intimate parts.

Rot: The general decomposition of organic objects.

Here is a great parody song of Bob Marley's "Jammin", recorded by The Killer Kona Buds in 2004. This song features the line up of Gerry and Ken on guitar, Billy on Bass, and drummer Dave. The whole song was digitally recorded in their old rehearsal studio with a Tascam FW-1884 and Nuendo 2. Unfortunately, the hardware and software were not as compatible as the manufacturer's had written, which caused huge delays in the recording process.
Enjoy the Vagina!

Lyrics to: Vagina by The Killer Kona buds
Well o yeah, well all right

Vagina, I want vagina from you

"Behind Red Eyes" by Bob Narley
Parody/Comedy song in the style of The Who's - Behind Blue Eyes.

Recorded by Bob Narley at his home production facility, this song is more of a parody of the Fred Durst version than of The Who. Bob laid 2 tracks with his Taylor acoustic guitar which he customized with a Fishman Natural 2 pickup. Massive amounts of VST vocal correction were used on the lead vocal track to simulate the annoying vocal warble found on Fred Durst's version, with 2 other vocal backing tracks all performed by The Narley One. The Bass is actually a VST synth pad. Enjoy!

A new twist on Christmas, this original comedy piece has Bob Narley playing every instrument as well as the vocals. Loosely based on the Christmas classic "Frosty The Snowman", this punk like comedy song blazes by at 190 beats per minute. One of 3 Christmas Songs Bob recorded for the holidays and released for air play in Florida and Chicago.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

O, Crusty The Snowman
Had a happy hippy's soul
with a meerschaum pipe, and a crouton nose
and red eyes made out of dough

Crusty The Snowman
was a stoner so they say

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One of a set of three Christmas songs that Bob Narley wrote for the holidays and distributed for radio airplay to Chicago. Bob sang the entire song in one of his most popular character voices "Arnie Arnold". The Arnie Arnold character is also featured in the Halloween classic "Arnie and the Devil" and over 700 other comedy pieces.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
aunt Erma's snoring and everyone's boring
your nephew's a queer
it's the most wonderful time to drink beer

it's the crap crappiest season of all

This is the actual live recording of Bob Narley performing this original Christmas Comedy Song. The title came from Cleatus Crackett.
Sing a long!

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

I worked real hard all year
For my boss the queen of queers
Well This job sucks
I need a Bong

They forgot my pay raise
I'm even working Christmas Day
This job sucks
Let's go home

I got skipped for my promotion
for some kid he blew his load in
My boss sucks
Now let's go smoke

No Christmas bonus, now that's a joke
My boss hangs mistletoe over his asshole
HO HO HO My Job Blows

This is from the live tape of Bob Narley and Billy Nuggets performing this classic parody song during the Bob Narley show in December of 2003. Not a great recording, I think Billy was too high to remember to sing the backups and the mix is way off, but hey man, it's still funny.

Lyrics to: Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
by Bob Narley

You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown

When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night

Happy Thanksgiving!

Mrs. Narley just finished cooking up the big Thanksgiving dinner. We have to eat early around here since I'm scheduled to work down at WLUP this afternoon. Before I head out the door and make the drive to downtown Chicago, I wanted to wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving, and thank you for the fantastic support over the years.

My friends and I put a lot of hard work into the comedy productions that we play over the radio and feature on this website, and we really appreciate the emails and comments that we receive every day that tell us how much you enjoy the material.