Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Shapeshifting Vagina
Halloween Comedy Song MP3 by Bob Narley & The Mighty V

The title for this song came from a news story regarding the vagina's ability to shift it's shape to fit any sized penis.
Wow. This was kinda scary. It sounded like a monster!

Lyrics:

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned the trick back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham

This classic Halloween Comedy Bit has been played all over the USA. It features Bob Narley as the voice of Satan, and Arnie Arnold. Created for Bob's special broadcast at Universal Studio's Halloween Horror Nights, and featured as the hidden track on The Killer Kona Buds first album "Smokin", this comedy piece has always been one of the most popular downloads on the website.

Halloween Freak Stories Episode 2 "More Anesthesia Please" featuring Bob Narley as: The evil announcer, Dr. Dolar. Dolar means "Great Pain". The victims voice is played by Steve the computer guy. He's the dude who actualy invented that little "Start" button on the bottom left of you computer monitor. Cool huh?

Another classic Halloween comedy bit created by Bob Narley. This great piece of Halloween comedy mp3 audio features Bob Narley as the Voice of; Elvis, The Evil Show Host, Arnie Arnold, and Secretia the Counter Girl.

Arnie Arnold is featured in hundreds of Bob Narley's Comedy Audio bits, and is known for his unusual desire to have sex with the dead, as well as barn animals.