Built Like a Weeble - Parody - Marilyn Manson "Beautiful People"
Sporting A Penis - Parody - Cake "Going The Distance"
This was the first recording session that The Killer Kona Buds did at Bob Narley's home recording facility back in the late 90's. Erik, the bass player who replaced Raven, performed the song in one take. At the end of the song you will hear over dubs of the whole band singing in some stupid opera style. Nobody really knows why Bob left the tail end of the recording on. The Bruce, that Gary refers to is Bruce Canfield, a roadie who has been with the band for over 10 years. Bruce walked into the studio at the end of the last take.
Although edited for time, this parody song of Black Sabbath's War Pigs still check's in at over 6 minutes long, very excessive by radio's "keep it short" standards. Written to celebrate the upcoming 3 day Memorial Day weekend, this song is still a favorite at live performances.
Lyrics:
My friends gathered in great masses
Bring their bitches with fat asses
All their wives need Lipo-Suction
And my grill need reconstruction
On the grill the hot dogs burning
And the hamburgers need turning
Pork and beer their gonna find
Causes blasts from their behinds
Oh lord yeah!