Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

This is only the second parody song ever recorded by The Killer Kona Buds, and it shows. The whole production was recorded on a tiny Fostex 4 track cassette recorder courtesy of White Mare Studio's in Saint Petersburg Florida.

Lyrics:

I saw a girl, with a beaver in her hand
Ya know she showed it to me
It was furry and a move'n around
Ya know I think it had fleas

You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver

She said she got when she was just 10 years old
got it from the local pet store
We took it to the doctor

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: De-furred Kitten Shish Kabob

After many complaints by the listeners, management had cancelled the Woo series. This episode was the first episode back after they got cancelled. It was actually designed to scare management into thinking they were going to do a cat, however that doesn't happen. Instead, Mr. Woo takes out a heckler in the audience. Management was on the hotline within seconds, and then laughed it off at the end. Bob loved to push their buttons.

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Monkey Brain Pudding

What could be yummier than good ol Monkey Brains? The sound effects in this episode will give you the creeps, the monkey sounds like it's in horrible pain. Of course, as always, no animals were used in the production.. we think.

Built Like a Weeble - Parody - Marilyn Manson "Beautiful People"

I Came On Your Daughter - Parody - Toadies "Come From The Water"

Probably one of the rudest Killer Kona Bud songs, it is also one of our most popular songs performed in concert. The song was originally written as "I came in your daughter", but I changed it after the bands strong recommendation. 

I mention a "Mr. Bennett" and his daughter in the middle of the song. The Mr. Bennett I am referring to is the Bennett of Bennett's Auto Sales, who never delivered a Custom Chopper that I had ordered. 

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Mandarin Greyhound

In this episode, Mr. Woo celebrates New Years with Grandma Woo. Miguel, Bob's assistant producer, does the voice of Grandma Woo. The dog sound effects in this episode are particularly effective, causing many complaint calls after the episode aired. Beware dog lovers, this one is brutal!

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man