Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

Smells like fish is one of the most popular Killer Kona Bud songs, both recorded and played during live performances. Recorded entirely at the 98 Rock production studio's in Tampa Florida, this song features Bob Narley on vocals and guitars, Raven on Bass, and Gary on drums. Never officially released on any album, this song is only available via mp3 download or a custom burned CD.
Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Out of my bed, something smells dead
Burning my eyes, clogging my head
You got a stench, like a bad wench
It's really damn far from heaven sent

It's strong, What's wrong?

I Came On Your Daughter - Parody - Toadies "Come From The Water"

Probably one of the rudest Killer Kona Bud songs, it is also one of our most popular songs performed in concert. The song was originally written as "I came in your daughter", but I changed it after the bands strong recommendation. 

I mention a "Mr. Bennett" and his daughter in the middle of the song. The Mr. Bennett I am referring to is the Bennett of Bennett's Auto Sales, who never delivered a Custom Chopper that I had ordered. 

Although edited for time, this parody song of Black Sabbath's War Pigs still check's in at over 6 minutes long, very excessive by radio's "keep it short" standards. Written to celebrate the upcoming 3 day Memorial Day weekend, this song is still a favorite at live performances.

Lyrics:

My friends gathered in great masses
Bring their bitches with fat asses
All their wives need Lipo-Suction
And my grill need reconstruction
On the grill the hot dogs burning
And the hamburgers need turning
Pork and beer their gonna find
Causes blasts from their behinds
Oh lord yeah!

Sporting A Penis - Parody - Cake "Going The Distance"

This was the first recording session that The Killer Kona Buds did at Bob Narley's home recording facility back in the late 90's. Erik, the bass player who replaced Raven, performed the song in one take. At the end of the song you will hear over dubs of the whole band singing in some stupid opera style. Nobody really knows why Bob left the tail end of the recording on. The Bruce, that Gary refers to is Bruce Canfield, a roadie who has been with the band for over 10 years. Bruce walked into the studio at the end of the last take.