Bar B Q Pigs - Parody - Black Sabbath's "War Pigs"

Although edited for time, this parody song of Black Sabbath's War Pigs still check's in at over 7 minutes long, excessive by radio's standards.  Written to celebrate an upcoming 3 day weekend, this song is still a favorite at live performances.
Enjoy!

Lyrics to:  Bar B Q Pigs by The Killer Kona Buds

My friends gathered in great masses
Bring their bitches with fat asses
All their wives need Lipo-Suction
And my grill need reconstruction
On the grill the hot dogs burning
And the hamburgers need turning
Pork and beer their gonna find
Causes blasts from their behinds
Oh lord yeah!

My friends scarf all my food away
And I'll make a run back to the store
They'll smoke bowls to wet their appetite
Then come back and beg for more
Yeah!

Slime will fall down on to their waist lines
From bar-b-q pork on a bun
Eating tons of day old dip and chips
Fighting off flies for the crumbs

The pig carcass needed turning
Then my apron started burning
Spilt the ribs with sweet and sour
Stuck my hand right in the flour
Then I heard the sound of grunting
On my knee the dog was humping
My wife dropped down to her knees
Choking on my chicken wings
Oh lord yeah!
 

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