My Member - Parody - Collective Soul "December"

Squirt sounds, nasty lyrics, and a girl screaming "it's in my eye!".  What more could you want out of a parody song.  Some of the lyrics to this song were written by Rich the bass players wife Hillery.  Featuring the original line up of The Killer Kona Buds and recorded by them at the 98 Rock production studio's in Tampa Florida.
This song is available on The Killer Kona Buds first album, "Smokin".

Lyrics to:  My Member by The Killer Kona Buds

Don't think that's water dripp'n from my gland
Contagious is just what I am
Just took the trip to see the doctor man
said I got the clap again

Don't worry bout, what's in your mouth
If you start to gag then baby spit it out
Don't look around, don't look down
When I start to be, then I start to shout
Ow, ow, eee, ow ow eyyyah!

I went downtown to the pharmacy
Got some penicillin
The next day it burned when I went pee
I didn't take her virginity

Don't tease me now, I love your mouth
If you start to choke, then baby spit it out
Don't worry bout, what's in your mouth
If you start to gag then baby spit out
Don't look around, don't even doubt
If you start to choke, then spit it out
Don't move around, Don't think about it
If you turn your head, it will slip on out

Teeth! Teeth! Teeth! HO!

Your going to tell me first, right?
Ewwww! it's in my eye
I thought you were going to tell me first
EWWW!

The next day it burned when I went pee
I don't think I took her virginity
That girl had crabs and she gave them to me
My member burns, I think I got VD
(repeat)

Can I have a Towel?....
(laughing) NO!

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