Plump - Parody - The Presidents of the USA "LUMP"

Here is great parody song from The Killer Kona Buds first album "smokin".  FCC friendly, but not very politically correct.
Enjoy!

Lyrics to:  Lump by The Killer Kona Buds

Plump sat alone at the end of the bar
Tried to pick her up, didn't get very far
When I tried to lift her, I hurt my back
So I looked at the floor, and it started to crack

She's Plump, she's plump
She's in my bed
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She's just been fed

Plumps legs were full of varicose veins
and snot would drip, when her sinuses would drain
when she'd belch, it smelled just like Spam
She had more chins than a phonebook in Japan

She's plump, she's plump
She's really fat
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She wants a snack

Baaaa, dow, ba ba ba da de da
Baaaa, dow, ba ba ba da de da
Baaaa, dow, ba ba ba da de da
Baaaaaa, dow!

I was limp and buddy I was ready to go
Plump slipped me a tongue said she wanted some mo
She spent the night here between my sheets
When she woke she was lying in a puddle of grease

She plump, she's plump
she got her wish
she's plump, she's plump, she's plump
she smells like fish

and this plump, that's in my bed
has to go, let me show you the way out
and this plump, that's in my bed
don't let the door hit you on the ass
woa, try turning sideways
and this plump, that's in my bed
Does anybody smell... bacon?
and this plump, that's in my bed
(oink)

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