Sporting A Penis - Parody - Cake "Going The Distance"

This was the first recording session that The Killer Kona Buds did at Bob Narley's home recording facility back in the late 90's.  Erik, the bass player who replaced Raven, performed the song in one take.  At the end of the song you will hear over dubs of the whole band singing in some stupid opera style.  Nobody really knows why Bob left the tail end of the recording on.  The Bruce, that Gary refers to is Bruce Canfield, a roadie who has been with the band for over 10 years.  Bruce walked into the studio at the end of the last take.

Lyrics to:  Sporting A Penis by The Killer Kona Buds

Scantily dressed in the welfare line
High Heels, Stockings, Looking so fine
with fake eyelashes, her eyes look up
Pushing and primping her double D cup

I quickly maneuver and ask for a date
Pick her up at six, I won't be late
Speechless, she smiles, flips her hair and she turns
Her legs are long, Her buttocks is firm

We speed through the dinner and shovel food down
I tell the attendant to pull the car around
The parking lot is empty, except for my van
I'm drooling, and ruling, and playing the man

My hand goes down and her dress goes up
The other hand fondling the double D cup
She starts smiling and laughing, the night takes a turn
I start choking and gagging for what I just learned

Cause, She's sporting a penis!
Her names really Steve!
She's got a bulge, got a bulge
got a bulge in her bongo blue jeans

She's been waxing and shaving and scrubbing her pores
She's strapping and taping, she's hung like a horse
She's Sporting a Penis!

Hya!  wooo

At the movies, a girl in the popcorn line
A flower print dress, Looking so fine
Silk white stockings, garter belts and a purse
Made all her money working nights as a nurse

In my mind I'm so proud of the moves that I made
Thinking how nice, to finally get laid
The theaters now empty, dark and who cares
We drop to the floor, I see her armpit hairs

My hand goes down and her dress goes up
The other hand fondling the double D cup
She starts smiling and laughing, the night takes a turn
I start choking and gagging for what I just learned

Cause, She's sporting a penis!
Her names really Steve!
She's got a bulge, got a bulge
got a bulge in her bongo blue jeans

He's been waxing and shaving and scrubbing her pores
She's strapping and taping, she's hung like a horse
been waxing and shaving and scrubbing her pores
She's strapping and taping, and hung like a horse

She's Sporting a Penis!
It's down to his Knees
She's Sporting a Penis!

Ha!  oo, oooo

aaah, no way aaaah aaaah
aaaah aaaah.. ooow
ah ah.. woa
Put that a way!  Your out of here!

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