Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

SWEET -N- SOUR MANATEE

INGREDIENTS:

1 Manatee
1 Sledgehammer
1 Chainsaw
1 Flamethrower
 

First, sedate the gentle creature by taking a
sledgehammer to its head. Then make an
insertion in the belly using any chainsaw. Cut
from the neck down to its tail. So that poor
animal cannot see its suffering, insert middle
and index finger into eyeballs with slight thrusting
action (use wrist). Take eyes and place in pan
with peanut butter (kids love 'em). Fry the
mammal with flamethrower - always use safety
goggles. After skin peels off manatee, smear
some sweet and sour sauce, some soy sauce
and enjoy.
COLD MANATEE MAKES GOOD SALAD