Comedy MP3 Mr. Woo Monkey Brain Pudding

Episode: Monkey Brain Pudding

What could be yummier than good ol Monkey Brains? The sound effects in this episode will give you the creeps, the monkey sounds like it's in horrible pain. Of course, as always, no animals were used in the production.. we think.

MONKEY BRAIN PUDDING

INGREDIENTS:

1 Fresh monkey (no substitutes)
1 Can of whipped cream (cherry optional)
1 Industrial vice
1 Electric hand saw or sharp knife

First, you take the monkey and beat him silly.
Then, stick his head in a vice. Take hand saw
and cut small circle around the poor bastard's
cranium. Grab the top of the hair and pull with
a twist. Use hand to remove brains - stick in
bucket and stir up with spices. Insert seasoned
brains back into monkey's skull. Spray with
whipped cream (non-fat) and put top of head
back on. SERVE CHILLED WITH CHERRY.

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Episode: Monkey Brain Pudding